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baruchobramowitz said: have you seen the theory that israel is daesh because the english acronym for the israeli intelligence community is... wait for it... isis?

frightened:

here in the office, we have a very different theory.

japanese car domination

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Man, Tumblr is kind of full of self-congratulatory bullshit sometimes and I have a hard time with it!

gottagofast666:

no description needed

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brainstatic:

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

brainstatic:

This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

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thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

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thatoldbanshee:

Mini character profiles from Hetalia World Stars! \(=ヮ=)૭  

((sorry about the off typesetting))

"He’s troubled because he usually sounds harsh which makes him seem angry"

GERMANY BABY

IT’S OKAY I SEE THROUGH TO YOUR SQUISHY INTERIOR

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The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures

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spoopytavros:

when u himaruya com home nd make hte update

spoopytavros:

when u himaruya com home nd make hte update

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