(Source: best-of-memes)

(Reblogged from vanishing-bunny)

someoneatethis:

Nothing says “Shalom Chistmas” like egg rolls dipped in thousand island dressing. What a beautiful message of togetherness. 

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Food Photography Protip: Nothing is going to look good if you take a photo of it on your phone with the flash on in your living room

someoneatethis:

"Well, I KNOW I like cookies so I’ll get three of those. Not sure on the potato wedges… maybe just two. Penne is just okay so three pieces of that. I want five chips, and of course I’ll need a little cup of nacho cheese. Not too much, you see. And I guess a mouthful of macaroni wouldn’t hurt."

-Excerpt from Inside the Mind of a Serial Killer

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dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(Reblogged from battlegrids)
(Reblogged from aluox)

Curious as to why ‘goyim’ is not acceptable to many people but things like ‘yt’ are.

Today I am all sore and tingly and it’s pissing me off.

I just had this thought of you summoning your patronus and a blue, glowing sloth plops to the ground out of the end of your wand.
it just sort of lays there and scratches its butt

I mean, going up to another political campus group and purposely stirring shit is stupid and potentially a dick move, but punching someone in the face and calling them a racial slur for being a political shit-stirring college student is not acceptable behavior.